Crab Gone
Sorry about that last post, folks, as I've finally regained control of my blog, and Pebbles is safely back in his cage, plotting his next attempt at world domination with his republican party cohorts.
School starts in less than a month for us, and soon we will plunge into another year of academic drudgery, incompetent and sadistic teachers, and poor lunch food. If you have any chance of surviving and maybe even passing the year, you need some of these:
Yes folks, I'm not joking.
People say pocket protectors are for nerds, but if everybody wore them, they wouldn't. So help out some local nerds, and wear pocket protectors to school. They keep your writing utensils organized while keeping your shirt puncture and stain free.
This is a Nerd Association mandate. If you do not comply, we will hunt you down and give you a pocket protector. If you're wondering where you can find these useful items of cool, stop at your local staples, where they come in 3-packs for under a dollar.
More nerdness soon to come (from me, your favorite nerd)...
School starts in less than a month for us, and soon we will plunge into another year of academic drudgery, incompetent and sadistic teachers, and poor lunch food. If you have any chance of surviving and maybe even passing the year, you need some of these:
Yes folks, I'm not joking.
People say pocket protectors are for nerds, but if everybody wore them, they wouldn't. So help out some local nerds, and wear pocket protectors to school. They keep your writing utensils organized while keeping your shirt puncture and stain free.
This is a Nerd Association mandate. If you do not comply, we will hunt you down and give you a pocket protector. If you're wondering where you can find these useful items of cool, stop at your local staples, where they come in 3-packs for under a dollar.
More nerdness soon to come (from me, your favorite nerd)...
posted by Chris at 9:53 AM
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