A formal apology

It seems that my writing, no matter how inspiring and high-caliber, has unfortunately offended some of our viewers. I don't give a crap. But I am being forsed to apologise to my sibling for the last entry (caption contest). She was not involved in the laceration of innocent plush toys, as I inserted the baseball bat, not her. On another note, congratulations to "anonymous" for winning the photo caption contest!