junk food is good for you

All junk food is good for you. Any food period.

Butter. People say too much isn't good for you, but I can prove otherwise.

Butter is a milk by-product. Milk comse form cowse. Cows eat grass. Grass is a plant and plants are vegetables. Therefore, one can conclude that butter is a vegetable.

I think I'll eat a pound or 2 for supper, to get my daily vegetables.

This doesn't just apply to greasy foods, however.

Let's take sweedish fish for example (I'm eating a bag right now).

The main ingredient on this here bag is sugar. Where does sugar come from? Sugar cane of course. Sugar cane is a plant. And plants are vegetables. Ha.

Eating sweedish fish is like eating vegetables.

My life just got a whole lot easier.