This is my first text post from my cell phone. I have to get a filling today and it blows. Noo i'm running out of space tov

A formal apology

It seems that my writing, no matter how inspiring and high-caliber, has unfortunately offended some of our viewers. I don't give a crap. But I am being forsed to apologise to my sibling for the last entry (caption contest). She was not involved in the laceration of innocent plush toys, as I inserted the baseball bat, not her. On another note, congratulations to "anonymous" for winning the photo caption contest!

A Quote

"If there were no god, that would be a scary thought... we'd be hurtling through space at 65,000 miles an hour with nobody in charge"

Yay- Image hosting procured!

Impressive, huh? Now, armed with image hosting, a camera, and a desire to annoy, I can take over the vicinity!

Sorry, went off on a tangent. I suppose I should start with a self-portrait, considering some of you have never seen me before.



Wow, you're still reading? You must be a die-hard fan.

I continue to celebrate my ensuing glee with a shot of my new television:



Yes, folks, 5 inches of black and white bliss. As I find more creative ways to take advantage of this medium, I will make them appearent. As always, write me with feedback or ideas. Thanks

It seems like I have some influence after all...

For I seem to hvae inspired somebody. Congratulations to my friend, well she calls herself "Garla Dia" in her blog, for getting a new blog. My readers are encouraged to visit at:

http://nonsenseinfo.blogspot.com

She writes about interesting topics, such as religion. If you are looking for less political reform and more philosophy, feel free to visit.

Slack Offage

I didn't study an inkling for any finals/regents/proficiencae this year. It felt good. Add a comment if you did the same.

Patriot act

It seems that the general public has been a little hyped regarding terrorism, ever since the Taliban bombed those tall buildings in New York a couple years ago... this has led to many undesirable, unconstitutional, and fashistly unfair things, such as the Patriot Act. If you're clueless, it gives the US government and president fascist-like power, when it deems "necesary". Here's an example:

Various law enforcement entities (could be any) arrive at your house. They don't even say anything to you (no warrant, no explanation), and take you to a maximum-security detainment facility for an indefinite amount of time (could be weeks, months, whatever they want). Legally, they can torture you to whatever extent they wish. Do you have any legal recourse? No. No phone call, no explanation, no nothing. They did this to hundreds of islamic-looking people shortly after 9/11. Racist bent-wing bean heads.

If the US government would cut it out getting involved in foreign affairs (Gulf Wars episode I and II for example) then maybe these terrorists wouldn't be so bent on demolishing various tall buildings... this means that we wouldn't have to resort to fascism.

More political reform soon to come...

Miscellany, part II

Hello all, and welcome to miscellany part II.

My DAMN CEILING FAN just fell on my head, so I chained it to my bed frame. I just forgot everything in the last 10 minutes because of the sharp blow, including what I was gonna post. I remember vaguely... it was something visionary, something that would make me rich... a simple yet revolutionary entry... oh well, see y'all tomorrow.

First audiobloggage!

School Needs Wifi

Don't know what it is?

http://computer.howstuffworks.com/wireless-network.htm

for some background reading.

For UNDER $60, the school library can be WIFI EQUIPPED. I'll organize a fund-raising drive for it. I'll even install it MYSELF. Anytime the LMC wants. Even on ONE FOOT.

The school can then install WiFi on any portable or fixed computing devices it wants. For UNDER $30 PER MACHINE. I'll even install them MYSELF. Students with WiFi-enabled devices (there's more than you think) can access the internet while still leaving valuable PC's free to others. The best part is? There's NO WIRES. That's right, the school just plugs in the router in, and that's it. The school spends $9000 a year on EACH student (that's $50/day) so money isn't an object. Talk to your local LMC-arian.

YOUR FRIDGE IS DIRTY

My dad says "buy silver" and if you know anything about me, I never conclude any entries with the topic I started on, so I'm really gonna go off on a tangent here.

http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2004/jun/05/yehey/life/20040605lif1.html

It's about new appliances that use little pieces of silver to kill bacteria, particle physicists, and other forms of disease (it doesn't really but it'd be nice).

Go see a particle physicist in a theater near you (they tend to be actors too because they're all fakeing stuff) and ask him how to travel back in time. Perhaps 27 or so years in the past. You'll immediately see the financial advantage and bring all sorts of modern drivel to the particle physicist and you'll ask him "how do I go to the past and sell all this crap?" He'll then pertend to know about "atoms" and "temporal physics" and talk your ears off (if you're lucky- in most cases your brain will atrophy and you'll start being obsessed with shiny objects). On the off chance that he actually can get you back to 1977, you'll notice that money is worth more, and you'll use that $5 in your pocket to purchase the following:

-> various shiny objects
-> IBM stock
-> Butterfinger bars
-> Significant parts of Central New York (people were smarter then and saw that it's a wasteland)
-> A private yackt (damn I hope I spelt that right)
-> Several oceans to place the Yackt in

Basically, stuff was cheaper then, people earned less, you could do more per dollar. Now go here.

http://www.sharelynx.com/chartsfixed/SI.gif

Yes, the metal silver is the same price as it was in 1977. It didn't double, triple, quadruple, like everything else did. Just some food for thought. Silver, unlike US money, cannot be printed. It has to be mined out of the ground, a tedious process whose methods haven't improved much over the last quarter-century. The price, theoretically, should rise like everything else.

But it didn't. Maybe someday it will, rapidly, to catch up with everything else.

I have a significant part of my net worth (total $7, which is the estimated street value of the lint in my pocket and various intellectual property which can be found at http://atomicbartbeans.blogspot.com) invested in silver. Do you? Just pick up some quarters made before 1964 (they're all silver). Find 'em yourself or buy 'em for less than a dollar apiece on eBay.

More investment advice soon to come...

Reject The American Monetary System!

We can't find any wampum, so we're using MARBLES as a tax-free medium of exchange! The government has no means to tax us now! Even if they could, what'd they do with marbles? They have no value outside our group, and we count them so there's no use counterfeiting (we wouldn't accept them). The theory goes like this: if there's enough people in on the marble system, then you can go somewhere and buy stuff with marbles. We haven't set a marbles-dollars exchange rate for good reason: we want it to be TOTALLY independent of the Federal Reserve System. Although, we are currently working on a marbles-labor exchange rate whigh will go something like 4 marbles per hour of average labor. Interested? We'll buy something of yours and pay you marbles, allowing you to participate in our tax-free medium of exchange. We're NOT trying to do anything illegal mind you, whether it be avoiding taxes, screwing the IRS, etc. This is TOTALLY legal. More economic reform soon to come...

It's a SCAM!

Have you ever seen an atom? Yes, every day? I'm not talking about stuff that's supposedly made of atoms, but a real atom, up close and personal, where you can observe the individual parts. No? Neither have I. How do you know they exist then? You hear it from somebody who hears it from somebody who has supposedly "seen" 'em with these high powered electron microscopes, which are really expensive and hard to come by. Have you ever seen an electron microscope? Have you seen atoms with it? Neither have I. How many people have actually seen these things? A dozen? I wonder if they're related. I wonder if they'll ever realize that with some smoke & mirrors, you can make almost anything show up on a microscope lens? Another possibility, I wonder how much they got paid to say that atoms exist. Perhaps you say "screw this, I bet atoms don't really exist because it'd be so easy to claim". Okay, now disprove the existence of atoms, and e-mail me at atomicbartbeans@yahoo.com and tell me how you did it.

Don't worry, I'm not holding my breath.

Y'see, atoms were "invented" because these scientists want all this grant money to pay their hooke- I mean "secretaries". They thought real hard, and finally "discovered" something that the average Joe can't disprove, and say they need to study it more. They invented all these mysterious names, like "neutron", "sub-atomic", and "quark", to make it look like they're doing something with all this government money. I don't know anybody, or even heard of anybody, who both has the resources to disprove atoms, AND is too honest to get paid off by these "researchers".

Have you ever seen the core of our planet? Then how do you know it's there? Can you disprove it? No? How about black holes? Me neither. I think you can see where I'm going with this. What if you heard on the news tonight "local man discovers that apples are hollow until you find them". Now go out, and disprove his theory by showing me an apple that nobody's found yet, and proving that it's not hollow. I'm interested to hear what you find.

Think about where your money is going next time you pay 8 cents tax on a butterfinger. I have a better use for taxes. I'm surprised nobody's thought of this before. Ask me about it.

More great ideas for reform soon to come...

Talk Like a Gangsta

Here's a good summer project for y'all.

1. Go here.
http://home.att.net/~wizardoz/cbmw/cbphpatch.html

2. Memorize the list.

3. Use where applicable in everyday conversation.

More tips on talking like a gangsta to come...