It's a SCAM!
Have you ever seen an atom? Yes, every day? I'm not talking about stuff that's supposedly made of atoms, but a real atom, up close and personal, where you can observe the individual parts. No? Neither have I. How do you know they exist then? You hear it from somebody who hears it from somebody who has supposedly "seen" 'em with these high powered electron microscopes, which are really expensive and hard to come by. Have you ever seen an electron microscope? Have you seen atoms with it? Neither have I. How many people have actually seen these things? A dozen? I wonder if they're related. I wonder if they'll ever realize that with some smoke & mirrors, you can make almost anything show up on a microscope lens? Another possibility, I wonder how much they got paid to say that atoms exist. Perhaps you say "screw this, I bet atoms don't really exist because it'd be so easy to claim". Okay, now disprove the existence of atoms, and e-mail me at atomicbartbeans@yahoo.com and tell me how you did it.
Don't worry, I'm not holding my breath.
Y'see, atoms were "invented" because these scientists want all this grant money to pay their hooke- I mean "secretaries". They thought real hard, and finally "discovered" something that the average Joe can't disprove, and say they need to study it more. They invented all these mysterious names, like "neutron", "sub-atomic", and "quark", to make it look like they're doing something with all this government money. I don't know anybody, or even heard of anybody, who both has the resources to disprove atoms, AND is too honest to get paid off by these "researchers".
Have you ever seen the core of our planet? Then how do you know it's there? Can you disprove it? No? How about black holes? Me neither. I think you can see where I'm going with this. What if you heard on the news tonight "local man discovers that apples are hollow until you find them". Now go out, and disprove his theory by showing me an apple that nobody's found yet, and proving that it's not hollow. I'm interested to hear what you find.
Think about where your money is going next time you pay 8 cents tax on a butterfinger. I have a better use for taxes. I'm surprised nobody's thought of this before. Ask me about it.
More great ideas for reform soon to come...
Don't worry, I'm not holding my breath.
Y'see, atoms were "invented" because these scientists want all this grant money to pay their hooke- I mean "secretaries". They thought real hard, and finally "discovered" something that the average Joe can't disprove, and say they need to study it more. They invented all these mysterious names, like "neutron", "sub-atomic", and "quark", to make it look like they're doing something with all this government money. I don't know anybody, or even heard of anybody, who both has the resources to disprove atoms, AND is too honest to get paid off by these "researchers".
Have you ever seen the core of our planet? Then how do you know it's there? Can you disprove it? No? How about black holes? Me neither. I think you can see where I'm going with this. What if you heard on the news tonight "local man discovers that apples are hollow until you find them". Now go out, and disprove his theory by showing me an apple that nobody's found yet, and proving that it's not hollow. I'm interested to hear what you find.
Think about where your money is going next time you pay 8 cents tax on a butterfinger. I have a better use for taxes. I'm surprised nobody's thought of this before. Ask me about it.
More great ideas for reform soon to come...
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