Febuary Break

Mid-Winter Recess is upon us, and I've been keeping busy doing the following:

Drill holes through the center of large coins, said holes being slightly smaller in diameter than that of a pencil. Stick them on the end of a sharpened pencil and fling them (using the pencil) at a piece of sheet metal. See how big of dent you can make.

That, and playing with mine and David's guinea pigs should keep me busy for most of the week.

About Me

Please make a new comment, and answer the questions:

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Pig Bath

The piggies seemed a little bored this morning, so I thought it time to give them a bath. I had given each of them a bath before, but never simultaneously. It turned out to be an excellent idea, as they are now squeaky-clean.


Soaked Pigs



Drying Off

God Save Us All

Another product of George Bush’s devious mind, there is a bill in Congress to instate (get this) *Mandatory* *Psychological* *Testing* in public schools. The following article will fill you in:

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This is obviously a communist attempt to secularize and conformize the masses by targeting the young and naive by undermining the parents’ jurisdiction over their children’s minds. You think your parents’ ideals are insane, you should see the federal government’s. To quote the second-to-last paragraph:

“Soviet Communists attempted to paint all opposition to the state as mental illness. It now seems our own federal government wants to create a theraputic nanny state, beginning with schoolchildren. It’s not hard to imagine a time 20 or 30 years from now when government psychiatrists stigmatize children whose religious, social, or political values do not comport with those of the politically correct, secular state.”

If one ever thought of building an island out of particle board, shoving out into the sea, and declaring it an independent state, now would be the time to do it. This is especially pertinent to you young people, as your children or even you yourselves might be put through this someday.

It would be incredibly easy to drag any misbehaving kindergartener to the school psychiatrist’s office, diagnose them with ADD, and put them on a daily ritalin regimen at school without the parent’s consent. Ritalin (I won’t even get into this) has many dangerous side effects, such as loss of youthful exuberance, suicidal tendencies, and easy conversion to communism.

The US goverment is clearly helping along the public school’s transition to communism, and something must be done. To avoid another People’s Revolution, I recommend that all you young people help spread awareness. Show this article to your friends and parents (don’t worry, if you frequent this blog then they already think you’re weird).

In the next post: The Truth Behind Livestrong

Communism in Public Schools

The new lunch rules stated in the previous post illustrate our local high school's subtle move to Communism. Before long, we will have a new USSCHS (Union of Soviet Socialist Cortland High School) As a result, I have taken the liberty of photo-shopping up a new school logo.



Our CHS (which, by the way, now stands for Communist High School) has a nice new image... I wonder how that would look in front of the main office?