Communism in Public Schools
The new lunch rules stated in the previous post illustrate our local high school's subtle move to Communism. Before long, we will have a new USSCHS (Union of Soviet Socialist Cortland High School) As a result, I have taken the liberty of photo-shopping up a new school logo.
Our CHS (which, by the way, now stands for Communist High School) has a nice new image... I wonder how that would look in front of the main office?
Our CHS (which, by the way, now stands for Communist High School) has a nice new image... I wonder how that would look in front of the main office?
posted by Chris at 6:30 PM
2 Comments:
Did you spell ludicrous wrong to make a point, or was it just a typo?
Also, David, you might invoke the argument that sitting for the duration of lunch with no open gym (part of the new rule also) would cause more behavior problems in classes, since the more active students haven't a chance to burn energy during their precious lunch period. Referral rates will skyrocket, the office will be overflowing with offending students, and teachers will take more personal leave as a result of added stress. Just sit back and watch chaos ensue over the next couple weeks.
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