When I think back on all the crap I ate in high school

I had breakfast at school for the first time today cause we were out of food at home. It bited.

I had a bagel there. I don't eat bagels anymore. I have a little theory on how they're manfactured.

Directions for bagel-making:

1. Remove old school desks from basement and place in blender.

2. When pulpification is achieved, open bagel molds and pour.

3. Let set for a week or until dry.

4. Remove bagels from mold and warm by placing squarely between cheeks of lunch ladies.

5. Insert bagel into sandwich bag and serve.

Maybe that's why they hire obese lunch ladies (they can fit multiple bagels at a time).

Has anyone ever been to TC3 in Dryden? Seen the food court? Me too. They have franchises of the following businesses IN THE CAFETERIA:

-Arby's
-Pizza Hut
-Subway
-Burger King

Yes folks, just like the mall. I'm not saying it'd be the healthiest way to eat, but it'd be an impovement over current conditions at CHS :)