Bulky items to bring to school

If you're the type (like me) who enjoys walking around with inordinately large and ridiculous objects to get attention, then print out this comprehensive list, and check each item off as you bring it to school. Try to get them all in by the end of the year.

tent
hula lamp
television
generator (also req'd for some other objects)
stool
refrigerator (mini)
road sign
toaster
clock
guinea pigs (never one at a time)
window/mirror
candy machine (load with food for Guinea pigs)
Christmas lights
fan
turn table
propeller (boat) on a string
lug nuts/spark plugs on a string
humidifier
PC parts
table
an old computer
mover projector (super 8 baby!)
trash can old large electric motor
remote controls on a string
toilet paper on a string
large flourescent light
large random books
a bowling ball
diesel engine
muffler (from side of road)
typewriter (manual)