I caught a Baestau Snouve-Che-Çestok!

I googled for a reputable taxidermist, and found a Don Jensen (name edited, for obvious reasons) from Wisconsin. Pretending to be a foreign naturalist, I emailed him asking about a special request...

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From: flavienrackinson@gmail.com
Subject: Possible Filling of Wildlife Baestaü Snouve-Che-Çestok
Date: May 18, 2005 9:13:10 PM EDT
To: (address edited)

Salutory Don Jensen,

My name is Flavien Rackinson, I am a Biologist-Botanist from Northern-West Lithuania, and I would like to enquire regards to your professionel taxidermal services. I were recommend to you by several good friend for your expertiseness and equality of working.

On a holidays hunting trip abroad, a comrade and I stalked a creature called an "Baestaü Snouve-Che-Çestok" in my home country of here-day Lithuania. There are no exact translation that i am aware, but it is a creature likeness to an American vertebrae. Not many profession in the US are familiar about the Snouve-Che-Çestok, but it is an truly beautiful animal without much questionnaire.

I venture if you want would mount our exquesite Baestaü Snouve-Che-Çestok in acting position, and consuming an appropriate background diorama model according to the habit in nature. Be consoled that the filling and the nailing of the Snouve-Che-Çestok must be practice with strong care, for delicacy is required. I hope to you accept my offering, for I would endorse to display the Snouve-Che-Çestok in my space of quarters. I would provide to pay up to £3600$ US currency if the mount be success, as only twleve Snouve has found in natural habit. Without questionnaire, addition more currency would provide if diorama is encluded.

Thankyou for read my an coorespond, and may make success be think for you.

Please Respond Without Deli,
Flavien Rackinson
Biologist-Botanist
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Only the name and email address have been edited; the message text is unedited. Let's see what Mr. Jensen writes back...