School Spirit Week

Yes, it happens every year at CHS, where they encourage students to take part in demeaning apparel rituals, in an attempt to control students' dressing habits (which they already do). The week ends in a suck-fest "pep rally" and the homecoming game (against Fowler this year). My advice is to wear signs dissing the week, and apparel oppsite to the encouraged (eg. coats on pajama day). I'll post more as the week progresses.

Word to me Nerds

Wore the flourescent light to school last fri, told people I lost a bet.

Bulky items to bring to school

If you're the type (like me) who enjoys walking around with inordinately large and ridiculous objects to get attention, then print out this comprehensive list, and check each item off as you bring it to school. Try to get them all in by the end of the year.

tent
hula lamp
television
generator (also req'd for some other objects)
stool
refrigerator (mini)
road sign
toaster
clock
guinea pigs (never one at a time)
window/mirror
candy machine (load with food for Guinea pigs)
Christmas lights
fan
turn table
propeller (boat) on a string
lug nuts/spark plugs on a string
humidifier
PC parts
table
an old computer
mover projector (super 8 baby!)
trash can old large electric motor
remote controls on a string
toilet paper on a string
large flourescent light
large random books
a bowling ball
diesel engine
muffler (from side of road)
typewriter (manual)

Ramble

Green. Plastic coated narcissism; crunchy items. No nail for Beans, stink groove. Lob yonder ditty as far as the nose can hear, bludgeoning a select few unfortunate gnerbs, tuesday. Maybe for yellow units. I shall verb you with a noun. Wednesday. Board grass makes a smart smell. Gnaert! A gnerb has gnawed on gangrenous gunk. Poop. Fling it high, never brown. Beware, for galvanized toasters may fall from a substantial vantage, thereby bludgeoning Mrs. poop in a jiffy.

School Schedule

Yay! Schedules came in the mail! Post yours (as a comment) for others to compare!

HR: Gregory, 105
1: Spanish 2, Maloney-Hahn, 263
2: Study Hall, WCO
3: English 10R, Porter, 222 (Ack! Montena's old room!)
4: Global 2, Law, 107
5: Lunch
6: New Media Art, Jackson, lab 190
7: Biology, Kirchbaum, 290
8 odd: Biology, Kirchbaum, 290
8 evn: P.E, Mr. Brown, Gym
9: Sequential Math 3, Ferris, 204