A Word to Aspiring post-ers

Think you're groovy-cool enough to post upon this beloved blog? I do too. If you'd like to post, however, you must e-mail me with a short note, including the following:

a. Who you are (I probably know you anyways)
b. Why you'd make a groovy-cool post-er
c. What y'all'll be posting
d. what you know about be

Thank you, and I look foreword to your messages!